{"id":75,"date":"2016-02-03T19:02:57","date_gmt":"2016-02-03T19:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/?p=75"},"modified":"2016-02-03T19:08:10","modified_gmt":"2016-02-03T19:08:10","slug":"battlewatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Battlewatch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi. I&#8217;m Zoron. I live in the middle of a massive battlefield. In my personal opinion, I think that I&#8217;m a nice guy, and that nothing bad has happened to me. At least nothing really bad. Recently I got shot in the wrist. But I the bullet came out as soon as it went in and i was just fine. Other than the fact that I was bleeding out for about 13 minutes, but I&#8217;m fine now.<\/p>\n<p>My friend, Jarkin, just recently got a rank advancement in his army. But to me, I should have gotten it. I&#8217;m in his army, you see, and I had to battle him for that rank advancement. It was a clash of swords, and I was winning. He charged at me and lunged his sword at me, but I barely dodged his attack, but I had a counterattack. I swung my sword with all my might, and narrowly missed. He charged once more and stabbed me in my wrist. That was the killer. I crumbled to the ground in pain and applied pressure to the wound while Jarkin walked away victorious. And soon enough, I got shot in the same wrist that i got stabbed in.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi. I&#8217;m Zoron. I live in the middle of a massive battlefield. In my personal opinion, I think that I&#8217;m a nice guy, and that nothing bad has happened to me. At least nothing really bad. Recently I got shot in the wrist. But I the bullet came out as soon as it went in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battlewatch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79,"href":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions\/79"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeke.barnson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}